:root {
  --walmart-blue: #0071ce;
  --walmart-yellow: #ffc220;
  --target-red: #cc0000;
  --brutalist-black: #000000;
  --brutalist-white: #ffffff;
  --neon-green: #00ff00;
  --hot-pink: #ff00ff;
  --pitchfork-red: #ff3530;
}

* {
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0;
  box-sizing: border-box;
}

body {
  background-color: var(--brutalist-white);
  font-family: 'Inter', sans-serif;
  color: var(--brutalist-black);
  overflow-x: hidden;
  line-height: 1.2;
}

/* NEO-BRUTALIST UTILITIES */
.neo-brutalist {
  border: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

h2.section-title {
  font-family: 'Anton', sans-serif;
  font-size: 5rem;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  background: var(--brutalist-black);
  color: var(--brutalist-white);
  padding: 1rem;
  margin-bottom: 2rem;
  border-bottom: 8px solid var(--target-red);
}

.brutalist-btn {
  font-family: 'Oswald', sans-serif;
  font-weight: 700;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  padding: 1rem 2rem;
  border: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  box-shadow: 6px 6px 0 var(--brutalist-black);
  cursor: pointer;
  transition: all 0.1s;
}

.brutalist-btn:active {
  transform: translate(3px, 3px);
  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--brutalist-black);
}

.brutalist-btn.yellow {
  background: var(--walmart-yellow);
}

.brutalist-btn.pink {
  background: var(--hot-pink);
}

.brutalist-btn.blue {
  background: var(--walmart-blue);
  color: white;
}

/* GRINDSET TRACKER */
#grindset-tracker {
  position: fixed;
  bottom: 0;
  width: 100%;
  background: var(--brutalist-black);
  color: var(--neon-green);
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-around;
  padding: 0.5rem;
  font-family: 'Roboto Mono', monospace;
  font-size: 1rem;
  z-index: 10000;
  border-top: 4px solid var(--target-red);
}

/* CHAOS HEADER */
.chaos-header {
  background: var(--walmart-blue);
  color: white;
  padding: 4rem 2rem;
  border-bottom: 10px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  text-align: center;
  position: relative;
  overflow: hidden;
}

.main-title {
  font-family: 'Anton', sans-serif;
  font-size: 10rem;
  line-height: 0.8;
  letter-spacing: -2px;
  margin: 2rem 0;
  text-shadow: 8px 8px 0 var(--brutalist-black);
}

.tumblr-tagline {
  font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif;
  font-size: 2.5rem;
  font-style: italic;
  background: var(--brutalist-white);
  color: var(--brutalist-black);
  display: inline-block;
  padding: 0.5rem 2rem;
  border: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  transform: rotate(-2deg);
}

.marquee-wall {
  position: absolute;
  top: 0;
  left: 0;
  width: 100%;
  opacity: 0.2;
  pointer-events: none;
}

.marquee-row {
  font-family: 'Anton', sans-serif;
  font-size: 4rem;
  white-space: nowrap;
  animation: move-left 20s linear infinite;
}

.marquee-row.reverse {
  animation: move-right 20s linear infinite;
}

@keyframes move-left {
  from {
    transform: translateX(0);
  }

  to {
    transform: translateX(-50%);
  }
}

@keyframes move-right {
  from {
    transform: translateX(-50%);
  }

  to {
    transform: translateX(0);
  }
}

/* PROPAGANDA WALL */
.propaganda-wall {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(300px, 1fr));
  gap: 0;
  border-bottom: 8px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

.prop-card {
  padding: 3rem;
  border: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

.prop-card h2 {
  font-family: 'Oswald', sans-serif;
  font-size: 3rem;
  margin-bottom: 1.5rem;
}

.prop-card.yellow {
  background: var(--walmart-yellow);
}

.prop-card.blue {
  background: var(--walmart-blue);
  color: white;
}

.prop-card.red {
  background: var(--target-red);
  color: white;
}

/* ARMY SECTION */
.army-section {
  background: #4b5320;
  /* Olive Drab */
  padding: 5rem 2rem;
  border-bottom: 8px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

.banner-border {
  border: 8px solid var(--walmart-yellow);
  padding: 4rem;
  background: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);
  color: white;
  text-align: center;
}

.army-title {
  font-family: 'Anton', sans-serif;
  font-size: 6rem;
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

.army-text {
  font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;
  font-size: 1.5rem;
  max-width: 800px;
  margin: 0 auto 2rem;
}

/* PITCHFORK REPLICA - EXACT CLONE */
.pitchfork-replica {
  background: #ffffff;
  color: #000000;
  padding: 60px 0;
  border-bottom: 1px solid #e2e2e2;
  font-family: 'Helvetica', 'Arial', sans-serif;
}

.p4k-top {
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  align-items: center;
  max-width: 1200px;
  margin: 0 auto 40px;
  padding: 0 20px;
}

.p4k-logo {
  font-family: 'Inter', sans-serif;
  font-weight: 900;
  font-size: 24px;
  letter-spacing: 2px;
}

.p4k-review-label {
  text-transform: uppercase;
  font-weight: 700;
  font-size: 12px;
  letter-spacing: 1px;
}

.p4k-main {
  max-width: 800px;
  margin: 0 auto;
  padding: 0 20px;
  text-align: center;
}

.p4k-score-box {
  margin: 0 auto 30px;
  width: 140px;
  height: 140px;
  border: 8px solid #000;
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  background: #fff;
  transform: rotate(-2deg);
}

.p4k-score {
  font-size: 48px;
  font-weight: 900;
  font-family: 'Inter', sans-serif;
}

.p4k-best-new {
  background: var(--pitchfork-red);
  color: #fff;
  display: inline-block;
  padding: 8px 16px;
  font-weight: 900;
  font-size: 14px;
  margin-bottom: 30px;
}

.p4k-title {
  font-size: 56px;
  font-family: "Georgia", serif;
  font-weight: 700;
  margin-bottom: 10px;
}

.p4k-author {
  font-size: 32px;
  font-family: "Georgia", serif;
  font-weight: 400;
  margin-bottom: 20px;
}

.p4k-meta {
  font-size: 11px;
  font-weight: 700;
  letter-spacing: 1px;
  margin-bottom: 40px;
  color: #444;
}

.p4k-category {
  margin-right: 15px;
}

.p4k-body {
  text-align: left;
  font-family: "Georgia", serif;
  font-size: 19px;
  line-height: 1.6;
  color: #333;
}

.p4k-body p {
  margin-bottom: 1.5em;
}

/* HOLIDAY TABLE */
.holiday-mandatory {
  padding: 4rem 2rem;
  background: var(--brutalist-white);
  border-bottom: 8px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

.brutalist-table {
  width: 100%;
  border-collapse: collapse;
  border: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  margin-bottom: 2rem;
}

.brutalist-table th,
.brutalist-table td {
  border: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  padding: 1.5rem;
  text-align: left;
  font-family: 'Oswald', sans-serif;
  font-size: 1.5rem;
}

.brutalist-table th {
  background: var(--target-red);
  color: white;
}

.brutalist-table tr:nth-child(even) {
  background: #eee;
}

/* PRISON SALE */
.prison-sale {
  background: var(--neon-green);
  padding: 4rem 2rem;
  border-bottom: 8px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

.messy-clearance {
  border: 8px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  padding: 3rem;
  background: white;
  position: relative;
  box-shadow: 20px 20px 0 var(--brutalist-black);
}

.clearance-tag {
  position: absolute;
  top: -30px;
  right: -30px;
  background: var(--target-red);
  color: white;
  padding: 1rem 3rem;
  font-family: 'Anton', sans-serif;
  font-size: 3rem;
  transform: rotate(15deg);
  border: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

.pb-grid {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(250px, 1fr));
  gap: 2rem;
}

.pb-card {
  padding: 2rem;
  border: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

.pb-card.premium {
  border-color: var(--target-red);
}

.pb-card h3 {
  font-family: 'Oswald', sans-serif;
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

.pb-card .price {
  font-size: 3rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  color: var(--target-red);
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

/* SNOPES ITEM */
.fact-check-wall {
  padding: 4rem 2rem;
  background: var(--walmart-blue);
}

.snopes-item {
  background: white;
  border: 8px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  margin-bottom: 3rem;
  padding: 3rem;
  transform: skew(-2deg);
}

.claim {
  font-weight: 900;
  font-size: 1.5rem;
  color: #444;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #eee;
  padding-bottom: 1rem;
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

.false-aggro {
  background: #ff3c00;
  color: white;
  display: inline-block;
  padding: 0.5rem 2rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  font-size: 2rem;
  margin-bottom: 1.5rem;
  border: 4px solid black;
}

.truth {
  font-family: 'Roboto Mono', monospace;
  font-size: 1.2rem;
}

/* VACUUM REVIEW */
.vacuum-emotional {
  padding: 4rem 2rem;
  background: var(--hot-pink);
}

.review-card {
  background: white;
  border: 8px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  padding: 3rem;
  max-width: 900px;
  margin: 0 auto;
}

.meta {
  font-family: 'Oswald', sans-serif;
  font-size: 1.5rem;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  border-bottom: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  padding-bottom: 1rem;
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

.inner-review {
  margin-top: 3rem;
  border-top: 4px dashed var(--brutalist-black);
  padding-top: 2rem;
}

.inner-review h3 {
  font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif;
  font-size: 2rem;
  color: var(--walmart-blue);
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

/* FOOTER */
.brutalist-footer {
  background: var(--brutalist-black);
  color: white;
  padding: 5rem 2rem;
  text-align: center;
}

.footer-wrap p {
  font-family: 'Roboto Mono', monospace;
  font-size: 2rem;
  margin-bottom: 1.5rem;
}

.legal {
  font-size: 0.8rem;
  opacity: 0.5;
  margin-top: 4rem;
}

/* AD OVERLAY */
#ad-gateway {
  pointer-events: none;
  position: fixed;
  top: 0;
  left: 0;
  width: 100%;
  height: 100%;
  z-index: 20000;
}

.ad-popup {
  pointer-events: auto;
  position: absolute;
  top: 20%;
  left: 50%;
  transform: translateX(-50%);
  width: 400px;
  background: white;
  border: 10px solid var(--target-red);
  padding: 2rem;
  text-align: center;
  box-shadow: 20px 20px 0 var(--brutalist-black);
  display: none;
}

.ad-header {
  background: var(--target-red);
  color: white;
  font-weight: 900;
  font-size: 2rem;
  padding: 0.5rem;
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

.scam-confirm {
  width: 100%;
  margin-top: 1rem;
  padding: 1rem;
  background: var(--walmart-yellow);
  border: 4px solid black;
  font-weight: 900;
  cursor: pointer;
}

/* IRRITATION: ROBLOX AD */
.robux-ad {
  pointer-events: auto;
  position: fixed;
  top: 10%;
  left: 10%;
  width: 80vw;
  height: 80vh;
  background: #00aff0;
  border: 20px solid #ff0000;
  z-index: 30000;
  display: flex;
  flex-direction: column;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  animation: flash-red-yellow 0.1s infinite;
  cursor: pointer;
}

@keyframes flash-red-yellow {
  0% {
    border-color: #ff0000;
    background: #00aff0;
  }

  50% {
    border-color: #ffff00;
    background: #ff00ff;
  }

  100% {
    border-color: #ff0000;
    background: #00aff0;
  }
}

.robux-child {
  width: 300px;
  height: 300px;
  background: #ffe0bd;
  border-radius: 50%;
  border: 10px solid black;
  position: relative;
  overflow: hidden;
  margin-bottom: 2rem;
}

.robux-child::before,
.robux-child::after {
  content: '👁️';
  position: absolute;
  top: 30%;
  font-size: 80px;
}

.robux-child::before {
  left: 15%;
}

.robux-child::after {
  right: 15%;
}

.robux-mouth {
  position: absolute;
  bottom: 10%;
  left: 50%;
  transform: translateX(-50%);
  width: 200px;
  height: 100px;
  background: white;
  border: 5px solid black;
  border-radius: 0 0 100px 100px;
  animation: mouth-quiver 0.2s infinite;
}

@keyframes mouth-quiver {
  0% {
    transform: translateX(-50%) translateY(0);
  }

  50% {
    transform: translateX(-50%) translateY(-5px);
  }

  100% {
    transform: translateX(-50%) translateY(0);
  }
}

.robux-text {
  font-family: 'Anton', sans-serif;
  font-size: 5rem;
  color: white;
  text-align: center;
  line-height: 1;
  -webkit-text-stroke: 3px black;
}

/* IRRITATION: THX-1138 */
.compliance-modal {
  pointer-events: auto;
  position: fixed;
  top: 0;
  left: 0;
  width: 100%;
  height: 100%;
  background: #e0e0e0;
  color: #444;
  display: flex;
  flex-direction: column;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  z-index: 40000;
  font-family: 'Roboto Mono', monospace;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.compliance-modal h2 {
  font-size: 4rem;
  margin-bottom: 2rem;
}

.compliance-btn {
  padding: 2rem 5rem;
  background: white;
  border: 2px solid #444;
  cursor: pointer;
  font-size: 2rem;
}

/* IRRITATION: AXE FOG */
.axe-fog-overlay {
  position: fixed;
  top: 0;
  left: 0;
  width: 100%;
  height: 100%;
  background: rgba(100, 100, 100, 0.8);
  backdrop-filter: blur(10px);
  z-index: 5000;
  pointer-events: none;
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  opacity: 0;
  transition: opacity 2s;
}

.axe-logo {
  font-family: 'Oswald', sans-serif;
  font-size: 10rem;
  color: black;
  transform: rotate(-10deg);
}

/* IRRITATION: PEPSI FLASH */
.pepsi-flash {
  position: fixed;
  top: 0;
  left: 0;
  width: 100%;
  height: 100%;
  background: #004b91;
  z-index: 50000;
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  color: white;
  font-size: 8rem;
  font-weight: 900;
}

/* IRRITATION: TIKTOK */
.tiktok-overlay {
  position: fixed;
  right: 5%;
  bottom: 10%;
  width: 350px;
  height: 600px;
  background: black;
  border: 5px solid white;
  z-index: 15000;
  display: flex;
  flex-direction: column;
  overflow: hidden;
}

.tiktok-video-sim {
  flex: 1;
  background: linear-gradient(45deg, #25d1da, #ed1b76);
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  color: white;
  font-family: 'Anton', sans-serif;
  font-size: 3rem;
  text-align: center;
}

/* IRRITATION: SNOPES STAMPS */
.snopes-stamp {
  position: fixed;
  z-index: 60000;
  background: rgba(255, 0, 0, 0.9);
  color: white;
  padding: 1rem 3rem;
  font-family: 'Anton', sans-serif;
  font-size: 4rem;
  border: 10px solid black;
  transform: rotate(-25deg);
  pointer-events: none;
}

/* FLOATING PRODUCTS */
.floating-product {
  position: fixed;
  width: 180px;
  background: white;
  border: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 var(--brutalist-black);
  padding: 1rem;
  z-index: 100;
  text-align: center;
}

.floating-product.left {
  left: 10px;
}

.floating-product.right {
  right: 10px;
}

.floating-product .product-img {
  font-size: 4rem;
  margin-bottom: 0.5rem;
}

.floating-product .product-name {
  font-family: 'Oswald', sans-serif;
  font-size: 0.9rem;
  margin-bottom: 0.5rem;
}

.floating-product .product-price {
  color: var(--target-red);
  font-weight: 900;
  margin-bottom: 0.5rem;
}

/* AFFIRMATION WALL */
.affirmation-wall {
  background: linear-gradient(135deg, var(--walmart-blue), var(--target-red));
  padding: 4rem 2rem;
  text-align: center;
  border-bottom: 10px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

.affirmation-wall.alt {
  background: linear-gradient(135deg, var(--target-red), var(--walmart-blue));
}

.affirmation-text {
  font-family: 'Anton', sans-serif;
  font-size: 4rem;
  color: white;
  text-shadow: 4px 4px 0 black;
  margin: 1rem 0;
  animation: pulse 2s infinite;
}

@keyframes pulse {

  0%,
  100% {
    transform: scale(1);
  }

  50% {
    transform: scale(1.02);
  }
}

/* REGIONAL NEWS */
.regional-news {
  background: #f5f5dc;
  padding: 4rem 2rem;
  border-bottom: 8px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

.news-grid {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(300px, 1fr));
  gap: 2rem;
}

.news-card {
  background: white;
  border: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  padding: 2rem;
}

.news-card h3 {
  font-family: 'Roboto Mono', monospace;
  font-size: 0.9rem;
  color: var(--target-red);
  margin-bottom: 0.5rem;
}

.news-headline {
  font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif;
  font-size: 1.5rem;
  font-weight: 700;
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

.news-body {
  font-size: 1rem;
  line-height: 1.5;
}

/* KIDS ZONE */
.kids-zone {
  background: linear-gradient(180deg, #ffeb3b, #ff9800);
  padding: 4rem 2rem;
  border-bottom: 10px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

.kids-propaganda {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(280px, 1fr));
  gap: 2rem;
}

.kids-card {
  background: white;
  border: 8px solid var(--hot-pink);
  padding: 2rem;
  text-align: center;
  box-shadow: 10px 10px 0 var(--brutalist-black);
}

.kids-emoji {
  font-size: 5rem;
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

.kids-card h3 {
  font-family: 'Anton', sans-serif;
  font-size: 2rem;
  color: var(--target-red);
}

.kids-card p {
  margin: 1rem 0;
  font-size: 1.1rem;
}

/* BANAL LISTICLE */
.banal-listicle {
  background: #e0e0e0;
  padding: 4rem 2rem;
  border-bottom: 8px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

.banal-listicle.mattress {
  background: #d0d0d0;
}

.listicle-content {
  max-width: 900px;
  margin: 0 auto;
  background: white;
  border: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  padding: 3rem;
}

.listicle-intro {
  font-family: 'Playfair Display', serif;
  font-size: 1.3rem;
  font-style: italic;
  margin-bottom: 2rem;
  border-bottom: 2px solid #ccc;
  padding-bottom: 1rem;
}

.listicle-list {
  margin-left: 2rem;
}

.listicle-list li {
  margin-bottom: 1.5rem;
  font-size: 1.1rem;
  line-height: 1.6;
}

.listicle-content h3 {
  font-family: 'Oswald', sans-serif;
  font-size: 1.8rem;
  margin: 2rem 0 1rem;
  color: var(--walmart-blue);
}

.listicle-content ul {
  margin-left: 2rem;
  margin-bottom: 2rem;
}

.listicle-content ul li {
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

/* INLINE PRODUCTS */
.inline-products {
  background: var(--walmart-yellow);
  padding: 4rem 2rem;
  border-bottom: 8px solid var(--brutalist-black);
}

.product-row {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(200px, 1fr));
  gap: 2rem;
}

.product-inline {
  background: white;
  border: 4px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  padding: 2rem;
  text-align: center;
  box-shadow: 6px 6px 0 var(--brutalist-black);
}

.product-inline .product-img {
  font-size: 4rem;
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

.product-inline .product-name {
  font-family: 'Oswald', sans-serif;
  margin-bottom: 0.5rem;
}

.product-inline .product-price {
  color: var(--target-red);
  font-weight: 900;
  font-size: 1.5rem;
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

/* BUY BUTTONS */
.buy-btn {
  font-family: 'Oswald', sans-serif;
  font-weight: 700;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  padding: 0.75rem 1.5rem;
  border: 3px solid var(--brutalist-black);
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--brutalist-black);
  cursor: pointer;
  transition: all 0.1s;
}

.buy-btn:active {
  transform: translate(2px, 2px);
  box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 var(--brutalist-black);
}

.buy-btn.pink {
  background: var(--hot-pink);
  color: white;
}

.buy-btn.blue {
  background: var(--walmart-blue);
  color: white;
}

.buy-btn.yellow {
  background: var(--walmart-yellow);
}

/* RESPONSIVE LOUDNESS */
@media (max-width: 768px) {
  .main-title {
    font-size: 5rem;
  }

  h2.section-title {
    font-size: 2.5rem;
  }

  .p4k-title {
    font-size: 32px;
  }

  .floating-product {
    display: none;
  }

  .affirmation-text {
    font-size: 2rem;
  }
}