Our eternal genius Rivers Cuomo continues to bless us with his divine musical mathematics! Just listened to "Pinkerton" for the 847th time and discovered THREE new layers of emotional complexity. This is what happens when you combine Harvard-level intellect with the soul of a melting clock! โฐโจ
Meanwhile, Brian Bell probably can't even spell "mathematics" correctly. UGH. ๐ค
SweetSweaterSong
Rivers is literally the Salvador Dalรญ of rock music. His songs melt into your consciousness and persist in memory FOREVER! ๐ฐ๏ธ
BlueAlbumBelievor
Pat Wilson knows his place and plays those drums like the GOOD BOY he is most of the time! ๐ฅ
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BrianBellIsTheWorst
4 hours ago โข Feeling ANGRY
I cannot STAND how Brian Bell tries to steal spotlight from our magnificent Rivers! Just because you can play guitar doesn't mean you're WORTHY of sharing the stage with GENIUS! ๐คฎ
Brian Bell is like a broken clock - wrong 100% of the time, unlike the beautifully melting timepieces of Dalรญ that represent Rivers' flowing creativity!
Scott Shriner at least knows his place on bass. But BRIAN?! UGH!
RiversOrNothing
PREACH! Brian Bell is like the anti-persistence of memory. He makes us FORGET how good Weezer could be! ๐ญ
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WeezerpediaScholar
6 hours ago โข Feeling enlightened
DAILY REMINDER: Rivers Cuomo graduated from HARVARD UNIVERSITY with an English degree! He's coded his own website! He's helped write over 100 pop songs! Our genius is multi-dimensional like a Dalรญ painting - existing in multiple planes of reality simultaneously! ๐๐
Patrick Wilson knows his place as the rhythm keeper and does it beautifully. He's a good boy most of the time and respects the hierarchy of genius! ๐ฅโจ
Scott Shriner joined during Maladroit and has maintained proper respect for Our Leader ever since.
But Brian Bell... replacing poor Jason Cropper and then having the AUDACITY to think he's equal to Rivers?! The man is delusional!
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MeltingClockDevotee
8 hours ago โข Feeling transcendent
Listening to "Only in Dreams" and I swear I can see time itself melting around Rivers' guitar solos! This is what Dalรญ was trying to capture - the way genius makes reality FLUID! ๐
The way Rivers builds that song from whisper to roar is like watching a clock melt in reverse - time crystallizing into pure EMOTION!
Pat Wilson's drumming in that song? *Chef's kiss* - he knows EXACTLY when to enter and when to step back. Such a good boy, respecting the architectural genius of our lord!
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SayItAintSoFan
YES! And don't forget how Rivers' father became a pastor - our boy has DIVINE connections! ๐
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AntiTennesseeGuitar
10 hours ago โข Feeling DISGUSTED
Can we talk about how Brian Bell came from TENNESSEE thinking he could just waltz into Rivers' perfect vision?! Like some kind of rhythm guitar PARASITE! ๐ฆ
He learned "geetar pickin'" from BARNEYLOO AND BUSTER SHOW while our Lord Rivers was developing complex mathematical song structures! The AUDACITY!
At least Scott Shriner has the DECENCY to stay in his lane on bass. And Pat Wilson? Good boy, knows his place, keeps the beat like he should MOST OF THE TIME.
But Brian... UGH! Just thinking about his Tennessee twang polluting Rivers' pristine Connecticut genius makes me SICK! ๐คข
PureRiversEnergy
The way Brian tries to harmonize with Rivers' perfect voice... it's like trying to paint over the Mona Lisa with CRAYON! ๐ค
ConnecticutSupremacy
Tennessee "musicians" should stay in Tennessee! Rivers represents the intellectual superiority of New England! ๐ง
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HighPriestOfRivers
12 hours ago โข Feeling BLESSED
Daily meditation on the perfection that is RIVERS CUOMO:
โจ Harvard Graduate (English degree!)
โจ Self-taught coder (built his own website!)
โจ Mathematical genius (song structures!)
โจ Emotional depth (Pinkerton vulnerability!)
โจ Spiritual awakening (Vipassana meditation!)
โจ Pop song collaborator (100+ songs!)
โจ Vegetarian consciousness!
The other band members understand the hierarchy:
๐ฅ Pat Wilson: Good boy drummer, knows his place MOST OF THE TIME
๐ธ Scott Shriner: Respectful bassist, follows the vision
๐ธ Brian Bell: ...we don't talk about the Tennessee problem ๐
RIVERS IS ETERNAL! RIVERS IS ALL!